Ahh, Science (and Other Witty Things)

Okay, so apparently my science teacher has an alter-ego. His name: Ramone Sanchez.

Insert comment from best friend here: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M TYPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, now that that is over with, we shall go on.

Becca: hurumph.

*sigh* As I was saying, he is also a foot doctor, has three kids, and a wife. Ramone Sanchez seems a little creepy, if you ask me. He uses this alter ego for when

Her: I feel like mocking you for the sigh.

Me: There she goes again.

Her: And now, too.

Me: Isn't that interesting? Hmm?

Her: You are very easily mocked.

Me: Calm down, I was just trying to be "dramatic."

Her: And funny, you were also trying to be funny, although it didn't work very well.

Me: See what I have to put up with?

Her: No, they don't. Specifically because probably no one is going to read this. Maybe if your name was Miley Cyrus or something.

Me: I agree. Now, our science teacher is very amusing to make fun of.

Her: Four more minutes until advisory is over, and then spring break!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Yes, Becca. And now that you are gone, I can resume talking about "Dr. Sanchez."

Our science teacher uses this alter ego when things he signs up for on the computer ask him for information about himself. Why they would want to know how many kids he has, I have no idea. In real life, he has none. Am I the only one who thinks this is just a little bit freaky? Who would put so much thought into something like this? Comment if you agree that signing up for things on the computer probably isn't the only thing he uses this alter ego for.